March 2012
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February 2012
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I miss my best friends :(
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via ithedivine)
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I’m doing an incredibly long and infuriating essay for Canadian Studies…
Words that OpenOffice says are not real:
1. Lunenburg
2. Scotia
3. Maritimes
…rude.
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So I didn’t put “cock slapping bitches” under “interests and activities” when I applied for residence next year…
…I did however, put “general merriment and folly”.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
When Tom Hanks speaks
The world goes silent
An angel gets its wings
Daniel Radcliffe cries
God documents everything he’s saying
Homer writes an Epic Poem about it
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That moment when you have the almost unstoppable urge to put “cock slapping bitches” under “interests and activities” when applying for university residence.
Also…here’s this:
You are welcome.
Will you be my valentine? If no, blink. If yes,...
most-awkward-moments:
Well that’s just unfair and really smart.
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What I should have been doing at 5 am this morning: sleeping
What I was actually doing at 5 am this morning: being physically unable to put down George R. R. Martin’s A Game of Thrones until I read all 807 pages.
And I succeeded!
